vineri, 9 iulie 2010

...cans

One man (let's call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny):I want a pistol !
S(alesman):Choose from this wall .(points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this.
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Hm...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

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