sâmbătă, 30 octombrie 2010




I sold my soul for the second time
'Cause the man don't pay me
I begged my landlord for some more time,
He said "Son, the bills are waiting"

My best friend called me the other night,
He said "Man, are you crazy?"
My girlfriend told me to get a life,
She said "Boy, you lazy"

But I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit,
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it, he-heah

I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, give me a minute, a man's got a limit,
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it, he-heah

I lost my faith in the summer time
'Cause it don't stop raining
The sky all day is as black as night
But I'm not complaining

I begged my doctor for one more line,
He says "Son, words fail me"
It ain't no place to be killing time,
I guess I'm just lazy

I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, give me a minute, a man's got a limit,
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it, he-heah

vineri, 29 octombrie 2010

Prostia nu doare...... dar Adevarul, DA !

Chiar dacă multă lume îi poartă pică şi`l porecleşte în fel şi fel de chipuri, la fel de multă lume îl respectă - iubeşte ! Eu sunt unul dintre ei! Cu cât dispreţul vostru este mai mare, cu atat iubirea mea pt omul acesta va deveni mai mare!
Şi uite câte adevaruri sunt mai jos !
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joi, 28 octombrie 2010

Pană !

Autobuzele mele au pană !

luni, 25 octombrie 2010

sâmbătă, 23 octombrie 2010

De Toamnă ! .3.

pastrama + branza de oaie + vin proaspat = ma doare`n cur de restu` lumii

luni, 11 octombrie 2010

Stim..e greu ! criza ne loveste pe toti drept in moalele capului. Dar nu ne poate ajuta nimeni... asa spune lumea. nici macar guvernul care se sparcaieste pe noi.
Dar nu`i nimic.... nu`i nimic, nu disperati.
Numai cu post si rugaciune, minunile se fac. La Iasi au adus astia moasele sfintei paraschiva. Mergeti de va rugati.
Cum ?? nu aveti bani ?
Aha. nu disperati. Dumnezeu e peste tot iar rugaciunile ne sunt ascultate. Asa cum securitatea auzea orice... prin analogie. Securitate=Doamne doamne

Pune`ti o vorba buna pt zilele de dupa, AICI. Iar daca vrei minuni, tot aici.

duminică, 10 octombrie 2010

eu spun sa ne facem echipa nationala de hochei pe nisip in costum de astronaut. porti de 9 m lungime, iar echipa adversa, sa aibe jucatori cu sindromul down si alzheimer. poate asa castigam si noi.

vineri, 8 octombrie 2010

gye !

..cand aud ce muzica asculta unii. imi pare rau ca nu m`am "nascut pana de curent"

miercuri, 6 octombrie 2010

Universul Pintilian !

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-Domnisoară nu vă supăraţi !.... aţi zburat cu "ARUTĂM"
ea foarte incântată că este abordată în felul acesta de către un moldovean, afirmă :
-Nu numai cu Lufthansa.
-Cu faţa asta vă cred şi eu.

şi cu o lacrimă in colţul ochiului se întorce şi-şi continuă discuţia cu babui.... cu prietena ei.

marți, 5 octombrie 2010

daca leoaica tanara=iubirea => femeia=animal complex

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another woman, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another man, “oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

Daca leoaica tanara=iubirea, atunci => femeia=animal complex


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so…
So confusing, yet…
So damning, yet….

luni, 4 octombrie 2010

Sinceritate !

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-Da ciucas, multumesc,ma faci si urata acum ! >:P
-Nu! nu domnisoara nu esti urata.... dar, mergi putin mai incolo ca aici e "Pasunatul interzis"

duminică, 3 octombrie 2010

Once i knew a pretty girl

Once I knew a pretty girl
I loved her as my life
I'd gladly give my heart and hand
To make her my wife
Ooh, to make her my wife

She took me by the hand
She led me to the door
She put her arms around me
Saying, "Please don't come no more"
Ooh, Please, come no more

Well, I'd not been gone
But about six months
When she did complain
And she wrote me a letter
Saying, "please come back again."
Ooh, Please, come again

So I sent her an answer
Just for to let her know
That no young man should venture
Where once he could not go
Ooh, Where once he could not go.

So come all you young lovers
Take a warning from me
And never hang your affections
On a green, growing tree
Ooh, on a green, growing tree

For the leaves they will wither
Roots will decay
And the beauty of a young girl
Will soon fade away
Ooh, will soon fade away